The Super Bowl halftime show committee continued the trend of picking old fogeys for the musical performance at this year’s game (perhaps a continued trend of conservatism after Janet Jackson destroyed America’s youth by baring forbidden anatomy nearly a decade ago). This year, we got The Who — a fine choice of epic rock classicism, had they not appeared to have been held together with anything more than spit, polish and sealing wax. When Tom Petty played, we tolerated his 30-year old take on “American Girl,” and even seemed surprised when he scratched the bottom of his high notes on “Free Fallin’,” but hearing Roger Daltrey chicken squawk an attempt at “Baba O’ Riley” was only offset by the fact that the audience singing along at home and in the stadium actually aided in masking the pitch-rape occurring on screen. No forgiveness for that, old-timer. You killed your own anthem. Contemporary artists aren’t always a bad choice, as the relatively worthless No Doubt still managed to coax out a decent performance in recent memory (although getting some help from Sting on “Message in a Bottle” might have also masked their awfulness a little), and old-school bands still have the potential to be compelling. Remember U2’s wall of names from 2002? Why can’t an epic, historic performance be the standard for the halftime show of America’s game?