Horoscopes
April 3, 2008 - 11:00pmARIES (March 21-April 19): You may start out the week feeling a bit slow, Aries, so take some time to relax; maybe get that movie you’ve been meaning to see or go for a leisurely walk around Beebe Lake. You’ll start to pick up some speed by midweek, so you’ll be glad you took some down time when you did. This weekend may just being some exciting new beginnings.
PISCES (March 21-April 19): You’re going to have to start the week out by hitting the books, Pisces, so make sure you reserve a room in Olin and get down to business. Don’t worry though; there is still plenty of time for fun this week (perhaps even a study break in the stacks?). As Friday and Saturday hit you’ll find yourself ready to unwind and let loose, so go ahead and kill some of those brain cells you spent all week working on.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’ve got a sparkle in your eye as the week begins, Taurus, probably due to your increased ability to communicate in anything from work to romance. Use this ability to get what you want, whether it’s a better grade on that history paper or some digits from that cutie you met at Dunbar’s.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make sure you’re stocked up on Red Bull this week, Gemini, because it’s going to be a busy one. Others find your original and insightful mind irresistible, so be prepared to make some new friends. You may have some slight financial problems midweek (time to add more City Bucks perhaps?) but these can be taken care of quite simply.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Be sure to take care of business at the beginning of this week, Cancer; you won’t want to have any loose ends laying around, because life may get super busy midweek. Make sure you give any important projects special attention; you’ve got to be in it to win it (whether it’s prelims, romance or that last slice of pizza at the Nines).
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): We all know you like to show off your extreme side, Leo (as everyone at Dino’s this past weekend can probably attest to), but this week it may be wise to tone down the showmanship. You may want to focus on some one-on-one relationships this week.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): While your tendency to be a stickler is usually a good thing, you may want to take a step back and look at the bigger picture as this week begins, Virgo. You may be surprised with what you’ll discover. You’ll be feeling very social by the end of the week, so why not plan a hot date?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): This week is all about focusing on others, Libra, but don’t worry, you’ll end up benefiting in the end too (everyone likes a good listener, right?). You have a keen ability to see many sides of a situation, which can come in handy midweek, but if you can’t make up your mind when decision time rolls around, ask a friend for help (your roommate knows if that shade of green looks good on you, or if that guy from last weekend will call).
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Raise your hand if you got lucky last weekend. (Thought so.) You may be super excited about this latest development, but it’s best not to make promises or commitments you won’t be able to keep. Take some time to focus on other things (like, say, that problem set you forgot to start) and you may be surprised to see how you feel by the end of the week.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make sure you keep track of your commitments early in the week, Sag, or else you run the risk of creating some new enemies. During the middle of the week, even short conversations may be full of meaning (what did the Tasti guy really mean when he asked if you wanted toppings on that?), so be sure to flash your warmest smile.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You may feel like you’ve been living in Mann, dear Capricorn, but don’t worry, that’s all about to change. Your week will become more social, but just watch out for over-sharing (Jose and Jack may be fun friends, but they’re horrible at keeping secrets).
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You may begin the week dreaming about the future, Aquarius (less than a month to go until Slope Day!), but if you want to make these dreams a reality, be sure to talk your ideas through with others. They can provide pretty good input.
