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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Just when you think you have your schedule down pat you may discover that a room location has changed, or perhaps your professor totally mixed up prelim dates on the syllabus. Sorry, Virgo, but sometimes that’s just how life goes; anything can change at the drop of a hat. But isn’t that also what makes life so much fun?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your friends have totally got your back this week, Pisces, even if you don’t see it right away. You are deeply cared for by those around you, so why not take some time to bask in the glow? It feels good to be loved, and who knows, maybe this love will come to you in the form of material goods (hint, hint).
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Already starting to fall behind in your classes, Aries? It may be time to sit down and make a plan for the rest of the semester, unless you would like to end up doing a fifth-year victory lap. Don’t worry though, that cute bartender at Ruloff’s will still be there when you make your big return.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Have you been feeling a bit frustrated lately, Taurus? While your new roommate’s taste for techno at all hours of the day may not be his most endearing quality, make sure you set some boundaries and you two should be feeling like Bert and Ernie in no time.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You may be feeling extra creative this week, Gemini, so put this talent to good use by writing a killer essay or perhaps creating a fabulous new cocktail. (Just make sure you have some forgiving friends when you test your bartending skills, trust me.) No matter what you decide to do, make sure you share your talents with your friends.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Listen to your gut feelings this week, Cancer. If your “instincts” are telling you to avoid that last round of Jack and Coke, then you would be wise to listen up. And while you may understand what your instincts are telling you, others may not be so certain, so make sure you’re perfectly clear with your lab partner when you tell her to pour the HCl into the beaker.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ve been quite the social butterfly lately, Leo, but sadly it is time for me to remind you that we are here at Cornell not only to meet interesting people and see how much damage we can do to our livers in four years, but also to take interesting classes and maybe even find out what exactly your liver does (FYI: it produces bile, among other things. Thanks NS115!).
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You may be feeling quite altruistic this week, Libra, so feel free to reach out to those around you, whether they ask you to or not. Maybe you could help a friend with homework or treat your roommates to a home-cooked meal. Whatever you decide to do, you can be sure that others will appreciate your new spirit and may even offer a helping hand of their own.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): While you may have been feeling a bit wound up lately, Scorpio, you can rest assured that everything will work itself out eventually. Just take a deep breath and remember that no matter how badly you want to, you can’t control everything. You’ll have a much better time this week if you can just let yourself go with the flow.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): We all know the old saying about how history likes to repeat itself, but you may start to feel like you’re living proof of it this week, Sagittarius. While repetitive tedium may sound like a dull way to pass your days, don’t worry; you can always spot something new, even when watching reruns of your favorite shows.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Balance is the key to your happiness this week, Capricorn! While you may feel bogged down with reading assignments and lab reports, don’t worry too much if you alternate some evenings of studying with some nights out on the town. There will be plenty of time to catch up once there’s snow on the ground. After all, if it still feels like summertime, why not treat it as such?
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s only a few weeks into the new school year, and already you may be feeling like you’re sick of your new routine, Aquarius. So why not mix it up? Surprise your friends by doing something totally unexpected. Maybe throw a party on a random Tuesday night, or talk to that cutie in your chem section you’ve had an eye on.