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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You may have some business matters to wrap up as the week begins, but don’t worry, the rest of this week should be all about having fun and doing what you want. Whether you decide to sit in bed and watch movies all day or head out for fishbowl night, make sure you’re satisfied, but remember, pleasing yourself doesn’t have to be a solo endeavor.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be sure you’re on your game this weekend, Pisces (you may want to double check what’s in that homecoming jungle juice before you take another gulp). Don’t get yourself tied up with too many commitments this week, or else you may feel like you’re in over your head. Make sure you take some time to unwind, and the weekend will be here before you know it!
ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’ll be in a sporty mood this weekend, Aries, and just in time for homecoming! Whether you feel like getting into the action on the field or at the tailgate, you’ll be full of energy and excitement. Try to carry some of this energy into the week with you, as things may get a bit hectic, and you’ll be glad for every ounce that you have.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride this week, Taurus. You’ll start the weekend off in a romantic mood (perhaps you’ll be seeing someone special at a homecoming formal?), but watch out later in the week when this passion could turn into feelings of jealousy.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Lucky you, Gemini! You’ll start this weekend off in a relaxed mood, ready to unwind and have some fun, just in time for homecoming! Be sure to enjoy yourself because things will start to pick up again midweek. You may find yourself crunching numbers (looking to sign a lease for next year?) and taking stock of your current goals and aspirations (prelim time is just around the corner).
CANCER (June 21-July 22): This weekend is all about reconnecting with old friends (perhaps an old fling who is back for homecoming?) and spending some time relaxing at home (there’s nothing quite like spending a lazy Sunday morning in bed, especially if you have some company!). By midweek you could find yourself contemplating a new commitment you’ve made, so make sure you take some extra time to do this.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Get ready to make a date, Leo! You’ll be feeling particularly happy with yourself as the week begins, so why not share your charm and good looks with others? Just don’t get too full of yourself as the week continues, or else you may be shocked to find that, gasp, others don’t share your views.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ll be in a great mood heading into the weekend, Virgo, so get ready to have some fun! Whether you head to the football game or to the apple festival (or both!) you’ll be sure to have a good time. Your creativity will be heightened as the week continues, so be sure to follow any good ideas you have, as they may lead to profitable results.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This weekend is a time for celebration, Scorpio! You’re finally feeling less stress so you can start to relax and enjoy yourself. After all, you’re still a college student, so why not let loose and act like one? As the week goes on you’ll be glad to find yourself surrounded by those who care about you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ve been all go-go-go for the past week, so why not give yourself a little break this weekend, Sag? As the week begins you may be in a more solitary mood, so feel free to take some time for yourself if that’s what you want. Don’t worry though, you’ll be back to your fun-loving, social self by week’s end.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): As the weekend begins, it’s time for you to take care of business, Capricorn, whether it’s winning a football game or writing that paper you’ve been putting off. As the week goes on you may be feeling slightly out of it (is someone still recovering from a little too much celebrating this weekend?), so make sure that you take some time for yourself to relax and feel better.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You could start the week off dealing with some old personal issues, which may leave you feeling grumpy and agitated, poor Aquarius. Whether it’s family, work or other drama that’s dragging you down, make sure that you rely on your roommates and not Jack or Jim to help you feel better.
Does anyone actually believe
Does anyone actually believe horoscopes? I'd hope not, particularly at a place like Cornell where we're all supposed to be smart. It damages the Sun's credibility to have this here.