Mixologist Milos Baalc shuts his eyes to Vodka Eyeballing.
New Outer Limits columnist Hazel Gunapala ungracefully tries to picnic in the Cornell Store.
Emily Weinstein pushes her luck by discussing luck.
Funny conversations heard all over Cornell.
A fellow Cornellian needs advice from A to Z on cars and friends.
Horoscopes for your 3-day weekend! (09/02-09/08)
Alice Cope targets the Paintball Club.
Horoscopes for the bright-eyed Freshmen to the sleepy-head Seniors (08/18-08/25).
Horoscopes for the week before O-Week (August 11-18)
Horoscopes for Shark Week and beyond (August 4-August 11).